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Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.
Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.
Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.
Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.
Yes! It dries out your colon and makes you more susceptible to micro-tears in your anal walls and makes it more likely that you’ll get constipated. There’s also a small but real chance that you could get a perforated bowel which is a medical emergency. It also washes away a natural layer of mucus in there which, while gross, is necessary.
Doing it once in a long while is probably fine but it’s not necessary unless you’re doing something super intense that goes up into your colon and you’re not willing to clean up afterwards.
If you absolutely must, use clean douching equipment and lukewarm water with a teaspoon of salt per cup of water dissolved in it. The salt mixed in will keep the water from dehydrating you because yeah, that’s another risk of douching. Your body has a very specific balance of salt it wants and plain water will sap away some of that.
Also remember to use lube, kids! It reduces your risk of getting an STD or a minor injury!
Not applicable to me, but I've always been an advocate for inclusive sex education.
Stay safe!
Douching is also bad for vaginas for anyone on this thread with those. They are self-cleaning as well and putting soap up there can mess with your ph balance and increase your risk of yeast infections. Just take a piss before and after sex to avoid a UTI and let your parts take care of themselves.
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.
funniest part of jedi survivor is how in fallen order the empire is THE big bad. it's everywhere. almost all the major boss fights are inquisitors
then in survivor you take out an inquisitor as the tutorial, then you can almost hear cal rolling his eyes whenever they show up like an ex you keep running into at the grocery store
of course the ending is the exception but even cere and vader bicker like an old married couple let's be real
"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
so I read someone talking about a merlin deleted scene where merlin compliments the knights and arthur gets pissy and goes fight them to prove that he is better, and I thought it was an exaggeration but it ISNT AT ALL
scene includes:
- Arthur says that Percival is strong but not agile, he isn’t the whole package. Merlin agrees and says that GWAINE is the whole package
- Arthur goes off to fight Gwaine, who takes his shirt and gives it to Percival??? akjdjda
- (we were robbed of shirtless gwaine with a sword)
- Arthur then goes fight Elyan, wins, and goes brag to merlin saying, and I quote, “Elyan has got concentration, strength, the whole package, and still I win! What do you have to say about that?” while being dangerously close to him
- They had to take it out because it’s the gayest scene I’ve ever watched in my whole fucking life they wouldn’t be able to beat the merthur allegations after it
people coming onto tumblr and getting annoyed by the amount of fandom content and the amount of ppl that focus their media consumption on fandom (at least on their blogs) is truly like walking into a chili's and being stunned by the fact that they're serving you sugary $5 margaritas and texmex instead of high end wines and steaks
like maybe you should not have come into the chili's if you do not want to eat the food at chili's
you know what I mean?
it would also be like going up to the servers at chili's and all the people sitting down to eat there and asking them why this is the only food they like, berating them for never having tried anything more refined, and assuming that they all spend all of their free time at chili's
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
yea
there are people that cant do that??????????
We are a chosen few. We have a great power.
It’s called echoic memory
That reminds me…
You’re welcome.
Damn you
Man, I love having echoic memory. Once, when I was writing an exam for a psych class, I made my internal monologue sound like Sean Connery. It was infinitely more entertaining.
I can only do it with a few voices. Wanda from Fairly Oddparents is one, but I’m out of practice with hers.
I find it very useful when I’m writing fanfictions and such. Makes it easier to stay in character.
…wait, people can’t do this?
I never realized there was a name for this, or that it was something not everyone could do! :O I agree with the poster above, it’s so useful for writing in-character voices in fanfiction.
I think in other people’s voices more than my own
It takes effort to think in my own voice
I like to assign famous VAs to my ocs so when I imagine scenes with them it’s like a little episode of a TV show in my head
This is one of those “I just assumed people could do it” things. This is like when I learned not everyone can see scenes in their head. People are literally wired different sometimes.